Dating

How to take a dick pic that gets attention

Let them know what you're packing.

Means Happy

Sep 9, 2024 — 5 min read

One of the norms of online dating and hook-up apps is that when you're chatting with a guy, he's going to want to see some pics.

There's no need to overthink it - it's just the way the world works. Before either of you invest too much effort in your potential encounter, you want a pretty good idea of what's on the menu. When he asks you to send pics, you're going to need to send a dick pic. We don't make the rules.

What makes a good dick pic?

This is not the time to be shoving a dildo into your underwear and pretending that you're hung like a horse - no one is going to buy that, will they?

You need your dick pic to be fairly authentic - there's no point over-promising and under-delivering - but you also want to present yourself in a positive light.

When it comes to dick pics, it's really not all about size. What's most important is some decent lighting and a flattering angle. You want your dick to look as appealing as possible.

Take time to figure out the best lighting

Do some test shots and see what makes your cock look the best.

Natural light is good. Hotel lighting often delivers good results. A side lamp could make or break a shot.

What you're wanting to avoid is shadows or murky light. Take your time, work with what you've got, and see what delivers the best results.

Manscape

Some guys are into hairy dudes, and that's great. Manscaping doesn't mean that you have to shave everything off but a bit of a strategic trim might be worth the effort to best present the camera-ready version of your cock.

Even if you're leaving your full bush intact, a bit of moisturiser on your cock can help elevate your dick pick. The shimmer of the moisturiser helps to catch the light make your cock look extra appealing.

Props for perspective

Again, don't promise something that you're not going to be able to deliver. However, if your cock is the size of a Pringles can, that's useful information.

Focus on your features

Dick pics can all feel a bit the same and a little generic but the reality is that our cocks are like snowflakes - each one is unique and special.

Figure out what are the features of your cock that are worth highlighting - it could be a prominent vein along the shaft, it could be a generous foreskin, it could be a piercing, it could be floods of pre-cum, or heavy low-hanging balls.

Showcase your stand-out features in your dick pic.

What are the best angles for taking a quality dick pic?

Take it from the top

Top-down is a classic angle - it's how your cock looks from your POV.

When you're framing up the shot, make sure that there's nothing that is going to distract from your dick. For example, an untidy floor is likely to be a boner killer.

A good position for your top-down shot is straddling a white pillow. The pillow provides some support and the white background is going to make your cock really pop in the photo.

Take it from the side

A side shot can be a bit tricky to make look good but it's important to show every angle.

Try resting your cock shaft on the palm of your hand - that's a useful reference for perspective.

Take it from below

This is a good POV shot for the guy that you're sending it to. This is what you're going to see before you suck my cock - this is the cock that I'm going to be driving into your ass.

This angle is particularly good if you've got plenty of foreskin to toy with or you've got pre-cum beginning to flow.