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"What are you doing, buddy?" I asked, as I walked into his bedroom.
Wearing just his briefs, my son was grinding into his bed.
"I'm practising for my audition..." he replied, continuing to arch his back and thrust hard into the mattress.
"I thought it was some kind of theatre role?" I said. "These moves look more suited to a porn film!"
"I'm auditioning to be a go-go dancer at a bar downtown..." he explained.
"They audition for those?" I said. "Whenever I've seen go-gos in bars they don't seem to have that many moves in their repertoir."
"Since when have you been watching go-gos in gay bars?" asked my son, turning to face me.
"That's not important right now..." I dismissed. "Pretend that I'm a punter in the bar and show me your moves - see if you can earn some tips off me!"
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