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Thirsty for Thursday?

Let's get drenched!

Thirsty for Thursday?
Let’s get drenched!

The Dick Diaries: A room full of sexual energy

The latest entry in our Dick Diaries series is some additional photos from a recent group photo-shoot where the sexual energy was unleashed.

The Dick Diaries: A room full of sexual energy
Chronicling a catalogue of cocks.

Let's talk about sex.

Intimacy, pleasure, connection, kink, and fantasy - we're here for all of it!

Let’s talk about sex.
Intimacy, pleasure, connection, kink, and fantasy - we’re here for all of it!

How To Date Men: The Podcast

In the latest episode, we're joined by Madox.

Madox is a recording artist - the latest single is Roman Empire.

We talk TikTok, revenge, and post-apocalyptic inspiration.

How To Date Men: The Podcast
Exploring the world of dating, relationships, hook-ups, and intimacy.

Bottom Wars

In our latest round of the battle of the butts, it's Cody Winter up against Damon Andros. Which ass gets your attention?

Bottom Wars
It’s the battle of the butts.

What is CMNM?

It stands for Clothed Man, Naked Man.

What is CMNM?
It stands for Clothed Man, Naked Man.

Looking for a sex party in London?

Check out some of the available options.

Looking for a sex party in London?
Check out some of the available options.

Drag Race Thailand, S3E4: The Recap

Are you up to speed?

Drag Race Thailand, S3E4: The Recap
Are you up to speed?
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Smashby talks queer music


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"What are you doing, buddy?" I asked, as I walked into his bedroom.

Wearing just his briefs, my son was grinding into his bed.

"I'm practising for my audition..." he replied, continuing to arch his back and thrust hard into the mattress.

"I thought it was some kind of theatre role?" I said. "These moves look more suited to a porn film!"

"I'm auditioning to be a go-go dancer at a bar downtown..." he explained.

"They audition for those?" I said. "Whenever I've seen go-gos in bars they don't seem to have that many moves in their repertoir."

"Since when have you been watching go-gos in gay bars?" asked my son, turning to face me.

"That's not important right now..." I dismissed. "Pretend that I'm a punter in the bar and show me your moves - see if you can earn some tips off me!"


Feature article: The Matthew Figata interview

We talk dating with the LA muscle-daddy.

Matthew Figata: The interview
We talk dating with the LA muscle-daddy.

The Dick Diaries

Chronicling a catalogue of cocks.

The Dick Diaries
Chronicling a catalogue of cocks.

Share your fave queer venues with the world

Showcase the best of LGBTQ events and destinations - and pocket some cash!

Share your favourite queer venues with the world (and pocket some cash!)
Showcase the best of LGBTQ events and destinations.

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The pearl necklace

Johnny Donovan and Kai Taylor get down to business.

Johnny Donovan and Kai Taylor for Naked Sword
Fuel for our fantasies.

Ping-pong flip-fuck

Alfonso Osnaya and Sebastian Bluu play the game.

Alfonso Osnaya and Sebastian Bluu for Naked Sword
Fuel for our fantasies.

Dirty Words

Beaux Banks and Axel Rockham let their bodies do the talking.

Beaux Banks and Axel Rockham for Naked Sword
Fuel for our fantasies.


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How's Your Gaydar?

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How’s Your Gaydar?
Connect with guys near you.
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How To Date Men: The Podcast
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