What's your sign?
Horoscopes for homos.
There's not a lot of science behind it, but throughout human history the stars have been a source of guidance - providing us with a framework that helps us to navigate through the cycles of time.
Scorpio Season
We're about to enter Scorpio season - beginning on 24 October and running through until 21 November.
Attributes:
Those born under the sign of Scorpio are generally fairly intense. They tend to make good leaders - they're loyal and committed, but can be quite fiery and passionate. They tend to play their cards close to their chest. You do not want to cross a Scorpio - they do not forgive and they do not forget.
Who should have sex with Scorpios?
Everyone. Everyone should have sex with Scorpios because it's generally pretty good - it's a star sign that's strongly associated with sexual energy.
When it comes to relationships, however, that's a different story. Not everyone is equipped to sustain an emotional connection with a Scorpio.
Scorpio is a water sign, so they tend to find the easiest match with fellow water signs such as Pisces and Aquarius. But you should never say never with a Scorpio - they will often surprise you and find love and commitment in the most unlikely combinations.
Who should Scorpios avoid?
Scorpios tend to struggle with Leos, and often also struggle with the centaurs of Sagittarius. But there's not much point getting caught up in the technicalities of it all - start with a sexual encounter, if the sexual energy feels right then it might be worth seeing where that can take you.
Looking for a third?
Scorpios are the ideal third to add a bit of spice to your relationship.
If you're a couple looking to have some threesome fun, then the sexual energy embodied by a Scorpio is exactly what you're looking for. You probably won't want them to stay the night and you definitely don't want to cook them breakfast in the morning, but they're here for a good time not a long time so make the most of that.
The Zodiac
Scorpio
- Symbol: The Scorpion
- Season: 24 October - 21 November
Sagittarius
- Symbol: The Archer
- Season: 22 November - 21 December
Capricorn
- Symbol: The Goat
- Season: 22 December - 19 January
Aquarius
- Symbol: The Water Bearer
- Season: 20 January - 18 February
Pisces
- Symbol: The Fish
- Season: 19 February - 20 March
Aries
- Symbol: The Ram
- Season: 21 March - 19 April
Taurus
- Symbol: The Bull
- Season: 20 April - 20 May
Gemini
- Symbol: The Twins
- Season: 21 May - 21 June
Cancer
- Symbol: The Crab
- Season: 22 June - 22 July
Leo
- Symbol: Lion
- Season: 23 July - 22 August
Virgo
- Symbol: The Virgin
- Season: 23 August - 22 September
Libra
- Symbol: The scales
- Season: 23 September - 23 October
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