How do you say Penis?
Let's learn some love language!
There's lots of ways to talk about your penis. Cock and Dick are probably the most popular options, but we've put together a list of some of the alternatives.
- Member
- Phallus
- Pecker
- Peter
- Prick
- Putz
- Shaft
- Tool
- Johnson
- Manhood
- Schlong
- Willy
- Wood
- Dong
- Heat-seeking missile
- Meat
- Fuck-stick
- Wiener
- Cum gun
- Danger noodle
- Boner
- Pocket Rocket
- One-eyed monster
- Prick
- Sausage
- Peen
- Joystick
- Rod
- Junk
- Disco Stick
- Tallywhacker
- Trouser snake
- Whang
- Todger
- Knob
- One-eyed Jack
- Hotdog with veins
- Jimmy
- Sword
- Light saber
- Cherry-popper
- Hose
- Man-hose
- Cum-wand
- Hot-beef-injector
- Ass-smasher
- Love-stick
- Tube-steak
- One-eyed wonder worm
- Blue veined custard pumper
- Goober
- Hole Pounder
- Wedding Tackle
- One-eyed trouser snake
- Percy
- Meat and two veg
- Nightstick
- Thor’s sledgehammer
- Truncheon
- Tallywacker
- Flesh flute
- Piss pipe
- Dip Stick
- Spunk spear
- One-eyed junket pumper
- Cock-snot dispenser
- Big Jim and the twins
- Trouser trout
- Banana
- Ramrod
- Pipe cleaner
- Butt plunger
- Magic wand
- Love lance
- Kielbasa
- Ding-a-ling
- Salami
- Weapon of ass destruction
How do you say penis? What's your favourite way to talk about it? Slide into our DMs and tell us about every inch. Dick Pics encouraged.
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If a profile has the purple eggplant symbol on it - like the examples below - then that means that he's uploaded explicit photos of himself.
VIP members of Gaydar get unlimited access to all the explicit photos that have been uploaded.
The data shows that guys that have uploaded explicit photos and have the purple eggplant emoji on their profile pic get more views and connect with more guys.
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