How to have sex like a porn-star.

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How to have sex like a porn-star.

The porn that fuels our fap fantasies frequently showcases guys with enormous cocks slamming relentlessly into guys with gaping fuck-holes. They fuck for ages and then cum bucketloads – generally managing to coordinate things so that they cum at the same time.

It can sometimes feel a bit overwhelming if your sexual encounters don’t match up to what porn shows us we should be aspiring to.

It’s important to remember that porn isn’t real – it’s a fantasy. Even the amateur stuff that guys have filmed on their phone. It’s adjacent to real, but it’s still an edited version of how things actually went down.

When you’re filming a porn scene, there’s lots of stuff that you cut out – you’re showing the edited highlights, you’re creating a fantasy for the viewer.

Away from the cameras, porn stars are just regular guys. You’ll see them at the gym, in the bar, on your dating app. But what are some of the porn-star tricks that they’re taking into their personal lives?

Porn-star tricks for Tops

How do you make sure that you’re ready to step up to the plate and tear up that fuck-hole? Here’s some suggestions:

  • Think about hygiene. Cleaning your teeth and making sure that your breath smells fresh is a good starting point. Having a shower before sex is generally a really good idea. Don’t use deodorant – someone’s face is probably going to end up in your armpit and they don’t want to eat deodorant.
  • Don’t do chems – the drugs will make it difficult to get hard and stay hard.
  • Medication such as Viagra or Cialis can be used to get your cock hard and keep your cock hard. In theory, if you’re a healthy guy then you won’t need to take this kind of enhancement. But, if anxiety is messing with your head, or you want to have an extended fuck-down session without any worries about staying hard, then taking something like Viagra or Cialis is pretty much everyone’s go-to.
  • When porn stars are on set filming, they will generally use an injection such as Trimix. This is injected straight into the cock and keeps you rock-hard for an extended period of time. You wouldn’t inject yourself with Trimix for an off-camera hook-up – these kind of products effectively desensitise your cock and make it difficult to cum.
  • In porn scenes, we often see the Tops getting really verbal – telling the Bottom what they’re going to do, what they’re doing, and what they’ve done. Think of it as taking on a character – when you decide to be the Top in a sexual encounter, you need to embrace that. Channel your aggression and machismo into making sure that you’re giving that Bottom the fuck of his life.

Porn-star tricks for Bottoms

Here's some suggestions to ensure that you’re ready to take whatever the top is willing to give:

  • Be up to speed with your health. If you’re taking cum up your ass, you either need to be taking medication and be Undetectable or taking PrEP.
  • It’s not just your fuck-hole that should be clean and confident. Don’t forget to clean your teeth and ensure that you’re looking good and smelling great.
  • After you’ve douched and get yourself ready, taking a bath can be a good way to ensure that your body is relaxed.
  • Kick-start the pre-work by working yourself over with a dildo, then putting a butt-plug in to help you to stay ready.
  • Applying some haemorrhoid cream to your butt will help to desensitise things.
  • Think about what you’re going to be wearing when the Top arrives. A couple of reveals adds to the fun – sexy booty-shorts that reveal to a jockstrap or a thong is always a crowd-pleaser.

Porn-star tricks for cum-shots

In a porn-scene, the cum-shot is known as the money-shot. Everyone wants to see the guys – especially the tops – cum bucketloads.

Everyone is different as to how much cum they produce, and there’s no guarantees on the various methods you can try to maximise your load.

Here’s some things you can try:

  • Abstain from cumming for a period before having sex. You could try not having sex or jacking off for something like 24 hours before your hook-up. It’s generally thought that this will help ensure that you’ll shoot a big load.
  • Dose up on your vitamins. A healthy diet is always going to be a good start to ensuring that everything is functioning like it should, but if you’re looking for a boost, try taking some supplements – Vitamin C, Vitamin D, and Zinc are worth trying.
  • Fruit juice is seen as a way of boosting your load. Pineapple juice is believed to make your cum taste better, while pomegranate juice is believed to help boost your volume.

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